Tristan Noyola
full name grant james yacovone date of birth september 28 + 31 orientation heterosexual status single hometown hartford, connecticut current residence hawthorn, washington education georgetown university (2001 - 2005)
Mass. Institute of Technology (2006 - 2010)
occupation financial advisor
grant yacovone was the child the charlotte yacovone never wanted. the wife of an affluent business man, she was content with party planning and being the expertly coiffed trophy wife she had been trained to be. barely able to keep a simple house plant alive without help, maternal instincts did not come naturally to her. this was exactly why much of his childhood was spent in the care of nannies who were happy to dote on the blue eyed boy. grant never really saw any of this as odd as he grew up in a world where such behaviors were the norm. private schools, etiquette lessons, and being able to talk stock numbers by the age of ten were all things that he knew to be true in the world. it wasn't until he was shipped off to boarding school because his mother couldn't 'tolerate' his teenage antics that he began to learn the reality of the world. it was there that he learned that his outspoken nature and need to question everything wasn't just an unconscious desire to annoy adults.

in this time, there was no better teacher then fellow student, katrina tailler. the outspoken and sometimes brash young woman was a breath of fresh air in a world where most children were taught to be seen but not heard. the two quickly formed a bond that would follow them well outside the walls of the canterbury school even if roads led them in completely different directions. grant's took him through 8 more years of school into an entry level office job. having always been good with numbers, he used that to his advantage to make a path that didn't involve letting his father open doors for him. however, in the middle of forging this road, he was hit with a double road block in the form of losing his best friend and suddenly finding himself responsible for the little girl she had mothered. while he was not biologically the father, his presence in her life was the closest she had. fatherhood would be the last lesson katrina had to give to him, one that he will continue to struggle with on a day to day basis.
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likes & dislikes + : Take-out food of any variety with a special love for New York style pizzas, hot wings - extra spicy, beer with a particular fondness for the ol' reliable that is Coors Light, jack and gingers, black coffee, reading bedtime stories, HIMYM, Mad Men, The History Channel, Turner Classic Movies, bribes in the form of baked goods, a musical taste that ranges from jazz to 90's grunge depending on his mood

- : playing stupid for attention, sitting in traffic, cleaning ( the smell of bleach in particular ), scented candles that have any sort of floral or "food" related scent, surprises, how attached he is to his tablet, so called reality tv, blind dates and anyone who makes the attempt to set him up

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  • Stands at an impressive 6'5" though it doesn't come without it's downfalls; suffers from occasional hip displacement and joint pains.

  • Tends to take a moderately conservative view politically. However tends to be a bit more liberal with his social views. Majority of the time, he chooses not to discuss politics.

  • Though he lived on a diet of take out and ramen during his college days, fatherhood forced him to become at least moderately skilled in the kitchen.

  • An avid sports fan, in particular hockey and baseball. Both the Bruins and the Red Sox hold a special place in his heart having grown up in the New England area.

  • Considers himself to be an active person though maybe not as much as he likes to think. Runs are reserved for weekend mornings...when he actually feels like getting out of bed early.

  • Adopted a Welsh Terrier named Benny in 2005 as a graduation present. Later, in 2012, adopted a French Bulldog named Piggy for Vivi's 7th birthday.

  • Drives a BMW 4-series Gran Coupe, a rather "conservative" vehicle in his opinion. It is one of the few splurges he's allowed for himself.

  • first middle and last name

    grant james yacovone

    birthdate and age

    september 28, 1983 & 31

    occupation

    financial advisor with BerlingCaldwell and Associates, LLC.

    who does your family consist of? how many siblings do you have?

    my father, eldridge, and my mother, charlotte. considering i was something of an unhappy accident for them, i grew up an only child.

    what kind of pets do you have?

    currently, two dogs. there is benny the welsh terrier and piggy the french bulldog. i did not name the dog that, my daughter did. we have had a few fish ( six to be exact though as far as my daughter is concerned it was one that lived for a really long time ) and two hamsters though they are no longer with us.

    which hawthorn neighborhood do you live in?

    silvertree hill.

    do you live alone?

    no, i live with my daughter, vivienne, and the dogs which is fairly obvious by the amount of dog toys and monster high dolls that are scattered about. occasionally the dogs mistake the dolls for toys and it's a sad day for all...especially my wallet.

    what is your idea of perfect happiness?

    i won't lie. for the most part, i think i've found it. as close to perfect as it's going to get anyway as perfection is really just a pipe dream honestly. nothing's ever...perfect. for a long time i was raised to believe that material things were what brought happiness but i learned that those possessions really have little to do with it. so while they're great to have, i'm not really going to remember what type of car i drove when i recall dropping my daughter off on her very fast day of school.

    what is your relationship like with your parents? if you don't have one, explain.

    tentative at best. that's not even entirely true, at least not with my father. we've had our rough patches but as i've gotten older and he's mellowed with age ( whiskey and retirement within reach helps ) it's been easier to get along with one another. we've even found that we have more in common then having survived in the same house with my mother for all these years. which, really, should speak volumes for my mother. that relationship is much more strained though she would likely want me to lie in this situation. control and manipulation are two of her favorite activities.

    what does your ideal weekend or day off look like?

    sleeping in would be the most ideal situation but also seems like the most dull and lazy answer. if the weather is permitting, a weekend camping trip would be great or maybe taking a little road trip to an area i haven't visited before...which means most of the west coast is a playground for me. a day off would be much of the same but on a much smaller scale, an afternoon in the park with vi and the dogs. i'm a man of simple means, it doesn't take much to make me happy.

    what do you regret most about your time in high school?

    while it wasn't exactly the best time in my life, there really isn't much about it that i regret. considering i went to a boarding school ( because those still exist ) it helped to better prepare me for being away from my family when it came time to go to college. on top of that, it was where i met one of the most amazing people in my life. if i had to choose one regret, it would be that i never actually filled the school pool with jello.

    what word or words do you overuse the most?

    word would be "shit" in all it's various uses and functions. it's the very reason the swear jar gets emptied so frequently and has purchased a many a doll.

    which fictional character do you relate to most and why?

    this is a tough one, honestly. will freeman in about a boy, maybe? sometimes i feel a little lorelai gilmore ( JUDGE ME, TRY IT ). yeah no, let's go with that. if i could be half as sassy as that woman i think i would be alright with life.

    how would you like to die?

    peacefully in my sleep at some ripe old age of like...90 or something. after everything is all said and done and i feel like i've done all i could for my loved ones. i don't want to go feeling like i didn't live a full life.